you would pick up someone in the library
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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