Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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