we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
They left me at home... I'm a liability
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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