My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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