hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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