At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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