community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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