I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Walk of Shame today included voting.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
