We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize
