i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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