i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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