I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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