She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
now i know why i became what i already was.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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