Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
...so i touched it.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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