ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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