i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
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