I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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