i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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