Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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