I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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