awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize