sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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