Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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