Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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