HIV tests are more positive than that guy
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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