Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm just crazy horny about you
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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