Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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