awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
