it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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