508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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