i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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