Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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