Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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