lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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