She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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