lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I booty called her while she was in labor.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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