Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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