Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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