Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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