i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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