He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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