please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
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