we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Randomize