I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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