you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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