I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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