Your face is a jimmy john
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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