so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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