Rock
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Fuck
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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