Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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