This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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