don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I didn't notice because vodka
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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