i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He shit in the fireplace
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Randomize
