brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Randomize
